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The Hulk - In Theatres everywhere, June 20th. Private showings maybe earlier...
Anyways, good movie. Not like i would know why, or how, but anyways, good movie. I predict that there maybe some problems with it. Hopefully, they may read this predictions i'm doing, and fix it for their final cut of the movie before everyone sees it for the first time.
Ever seen some crappy home videos edited on an iMac by their iMovie program? Everyone thinks its SOOO cool to do all the special cut scene between everything. Well, image that for 2+ hours. Yes, i know it maybe different later on (hopefully they take my suggestion, i mean, prediction), but for now, it made me angry. And you don't like me when i'm angry. More than once, a lot more, i felt like turning into the Hulk because of the stupid control over the cut scenes, and ways of doing important events. The more important a part was, the more the screen was cut up into little pieces, all going at once, with random music that takes away from the story. Ugh. The main bad guy is only in there for a couple of minutes, with a pretty crappy fight scene. The Hulk on the other hand, keeps fighting the US government, and does a kickass job at it too. Those were good, but of course, the realism of how they try to destroy the Hulk is pretty bad. I'm sure when the twenty guys before you, some of who died, couldn't even damage the Hulk with guns, you'd think you can stop him in the future with a crappier gun. The missiles were cool, though they don't explode when bitten, but do when chucked at a near by flying object, only when there is saliva on the warhead, of course.
Best part of movie is the first time the Hulk talks (second time wasn't very good, but nice to hear him speak). Puny human.
All in all, i predict i would give it a 4 out of 5. I'm not the best movie critic (can ask my brother about that), but i liked the movie, and plan on seeing it in the near future. For the first time, of course. On or after June 20th. Not before. After. Yeah, that. |
