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Wednesday, May 29, 2002 03:37 PM - Dan, the war has begun - Shanky


Note: This isnt it. Do check out the war starting. Visit Anti-Chris



Monday, May 27, 2002 05:27 PM - home - Shanky

me back



Saturday, May 25, 2002 02:10 PM - away for the weekend - Shanky

i will be back monday evening most likely.. went to washington,pa for the memorial day weekend. leaving here in about 10minutes to meet my parents at my grandmother's house.



Wednesday, May 22, 2002 02:26 PM - nothing - Shanky

GO TERRY GO! (click above image for larger picture) say it aint so terry

Dan has updated his site.
Go check it out for more Anti-Chris info. idiot anonymous



Friday, May 17, 2002 02:15 PM - Episode III - Shanky

*****SPOILERS AHEAD*****

Star Wars Episode III

The Clone Wars are now over two years old. The entire galaxy has been thrown into chaos. On one side of the conflict are hundreds of separatist star systems, led by the charismatic Count Dooku, who are rebelling against the Republic led by the scheming-in-secret Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious.

Palpatine manages to place blame on the Galactic Senate and the Jedi Knights for much of what is going on during the wars. Palpatine makes them the scape goats for all of the galaxies many problems. The people grow tired of the Galactic Senate and the Jedi Knights. They are ready for drastic change and Palpatine realizes this.

At the beginning of the movie, Anakin and Obi-Wan fight in various Clone War battles. Obi-Wan is now a general fighting for Bail Organa of Alderaan.

Palpatine senses Anakin's impatience with the Jedi Knights. The Jedi seek to keep Anakin from Padme. Also, Anakin hates being both poor and relatively powerless. A Jedi takes a vow of poverty. Anakin believes that he is perhaps the greatest Jedi ever and wants people to recognize his greatness. In secret, Palpatine approaches Anakin. Palpatine explains the ways of the dark side and how it can be used by Anakin to make him rich and powerful. Anakin is receptive. He and Padme have nothing and they will always have nothing as long as Anakin remains a Jedi. Palpatine's offer cannot be refused.

Palpatine explains to Anakin the rules of the Sith. Palpatine tells Anakin that only two Sith Lords can exist at any one time. If Anakin wants to become rich and powerful, then Anakin must face Darth Tyranus again and kill Darth Tyranus in order to become Palpatine's new apprentice. Later, Anakin and Tyranus meet face to face. Anakin slays Tyranus after an intense light-saber duel.

While Anakin is falling to the dark side, Obi-Wan is busy fighting in the wars. Padme contacts Obi-Wan and tells Obi-Wan that Anakin is leaving the Jedi Order. Obi-Wan leaves the war and rushes to confront Anakin.

Obi-Wan finds Anakin on a volcanic world. Anakin tells Obi-Wan that the Jedi are weak. The Jedi seek to be both poor and powerless. Anakin states that the dark side offers riches beyond any man's wildest ambitions. Anakin calls Obi-Wan an idealistic fool for staying with the Jedi. The two begin to argue. A light-saber battle between them erupts.

Obi-Wan states that he cannot disobey the Jedi Council and blocks Anakin's attack. Anakin becomes reckless and falls into a molten pool. Anakin's light sabre falls to the ground. Obi-Wan watches Anakin sink into the lava pool. Obi-Wan exits the battle area to find help for Anakin.

Palpatine enters and has his storm troopers rescue Anakin from the molten pool. They then quickly leave the area. A few minutes later, Obi-Wan returns with some other Jedi Knights. They are unable to find Anakin. Obi-Wan assumes the molten pool has consumed Anakin's body. Obi-Wan finds Anakin's light sabre on the ground and takes it with him. Obi-Wan tells Padme that Anakin is dead. Padme is saddened by this news.

Palpatine's medical droids nurse Anakin back to health. Anakin is eventually placed into his familiar-looking black mask and body armor. Palpatine teaches Anakin to the ways of the Sith. Anakin grows to hate the Jedi and the Republic. Palpatine promises that, in time, Anakin will be reunited with Padme, but in the mean time Anakin must be patient and allow their plan to unfold. Anakin takes the name of Darth Vader. Only Palpatine and his trusted minions know that Darth Vader is actually Anakin. Everyone else believes that Anakin is dead.

The Clone Wars continue to rage on and thousands of Republic clones are killed in the various battles. Many Jedi are killed in the wars. The Galactic Senate is under heavy pressure from their people to find a way to end the wars. Palpatine continues to frame the Senate and the Jedi as the reason the wars are going so badly. The people demand and end to the Jedi's and Senate's incompetence and corruption. Palpatine takes this opportunity to declare himself Emperor. He immediately abolishes the Galactic Senate, Jedi Council and the entire Jedi Order. The people hail Palpatine as the saviour of the Republic.

Palpatine replaces the Galactic Senate with the Imperial Senate. The members of the new Senate are hand picked by Palpatine. The Imperial Senate and Palpatine issue a proclamation declaring the Jedi Knights to be enemies of the Republic. They order the immediate arrest of all Jedi Knights. The Jedi begin to go into hiding. Jabba the Hutt helps Palpatine hunt down the Jedi. Many Jedi are killed during this purge.

Separatist's agents leak false information to Republic spies concerning a super weapon being developed by the separatist's scientists on Geonosis. Palpatine states that the Republic must have this weapon. Of course, the super weapon does not exist and Palpatine knows this, but he uses this weapon as an excuse to send all of the Republic's remaining star ships into a trap. Palpatine expects the separatist's cloaked fleet to completely annihilate the Republic's star ships and remaining fighters.

All the star ships of the Republic military converge on Geonosis. The flag ship of the Republic fleet contains Palpatine and Darth Vader. Obi-Wan sneaks his star ship into the Geonosis system. Palpatine's flag ship detects Obi-Wan's ship and captures it with a tractor beam. Obi-Wan is brought aboard Palpatine's ship. There are no enemy star ships visible near Geonosis since the separatists's fleet remains hidden with cloaking technology. When the trap is set, the separatist's fleet de-cloakes and destroys most of the Republic's remaining star ships and fighters. Palpatine surrenders and separatist troops board Palpatine's ship and take Palpatine, Darth Vader and Obi-Wan to the lower levels of the separatist's ship.

Yoda, Mace Windu and a pregnant Padme are brought before the separatists leaders. For their protection, Yoda, Windu and Padme are surrounded by creatures we have never seen before. The separatist leader announces that Palpatine and the entire Republic have surrendered. The great Republic has finally lost the war.

A great battle erupts between Yoda, Mace Windu, Obi-Wan vs. the separatists, Palpatine and Darth Vader. It is a tremendous fight. Yoda, Mace, Padme and Obi-Wan manage to escape on a starship.

Their starship arrives on an obscure planet called Dagobah. Prior to Luke and Leia's birth, Obi-Wan states that he will now go by the name Ben. The Skywalker twins are born on Dagobah. After many shed tears, Yoda is left behind on Dagobah. Next, Obi-Wan and baby Luke taken to the forgotten world of Tatooine. The final destination for Mace Windu, Padme and baby Leia is the safety of Alderaan. Bail Organa greets them with open arms. Bail gives them a secret hiding place.

Lastly, Obi-Wan is seen at Owen and Beru Lars' home. He gives Luke to them to raise. Obi-Wan tells Owen and Beru that Obi-Wan is now dead along with all the other Jedi Knights. He will now go by the name Ben. The film ends with baby Luke in the gentle arms of Ben Kenobi. The ghostly spirits of many Jedi Knights appear behind Obi-Wan and baby Luke.



Thursday, May 16, 2002 12:02 PM - Our real kitty cat - Mine GO BOOM

Samantha



Thursday, May 16, 2002 01:26 AM - need more kitty pictures part ii - Shanky




Tuesday, May 14, 2002 10:05 PM - Dan's comments about one of my posts - Shanky

Dan's Site

Dan responded to my April 16th post. Go check it out. Like he said "there are two sides to every story, and this is the other side."

Does that mean his side is correct? Hell no. But he was all afriad that I would get pissed off at him for me reading that. He was afriad he 'went to far' with what he posted.

From Dan's site: "You will notice that my website is quite different from Shanky's, in that mine does not have stupid pictures of cats all over the place."



Tuesday, May 14, 2002 09:45 PM - need more kitty pictures - Shanky



Saturday, May 11, 2002 07:36 PM - i am not dead - Shanky



Wednesday, May 08, 2002 11:56 AM - Pipe Bomb + SNL - Shanky
As you should know by now, the pipe bomber guy has been caught. But if you recieve this letter please do not read it, because you will be blown up. kthxbye. omgwtfbbq.

Will Ferrel is leaving SNL. This really sucks, because at anytime that I do/did watch SNL, he was the only funny one there.

Thats all I have.



Tuesday, May 07, 2002 02:41 PM - Domo Kun - Shanky



Sunday, May 05, 2002 05:28 PM - Tidal is a homo - Shanky

Tidal is a homosexual.



Wednesday, May 01, 2002 09:23 PM - Always fun to look at - Shanky

It is old, but worth looking at again. Plus I need to update the page, and I dont have any news, expect I got one final left (thursday). My head hurts from the essay final I had today. I just got home, I went for a long drive, well not really long, but I made myself get lost on roads I have never seen before.

Thanks to Terry for making the picture.


Click on the image to enlarge it.



Wednesday, May 01, 2002 09:20 PM - Brother gets interviewed - Shanky

My brother, Ryan (aka Mine GO BOOM) got interview for his dealings with subspace. The review is here: http://subspacedownloads.com/intrview.shtml

It is an ok read. He talks about me lots so that is the best the interview gets, after that it is all downhill.