Ok. Madden is 65 now. Been in the biz for 21 years with Summerall, who I am sure hated the big fat guy he had to sit next too. {insert joke about chicken drumsticks here} Before that he was a coach of the Raiders. So he should know something about football right? Ok, what about money? Does he know that $7.5 million > $5 million? Sorry for the math question, but it shouldnt be to hard. Now who do you want to listen to on Monday Night Football? Al Michaels and Dennis Miller (plus Dan 'the team with the most points at the end will win the game' Fouts) or Al Michaels and John Madden (plus lots of buckets of KFC)? I want to make a prediction, Madden will die either during this coming season of NFL games OR very shortly afterwards. [Ok. Back to explaining how niether are any good.] Al Michaels isnt going anywhere, he knows what he is doing, and for some reason stays with it and has to put up with idiots all the time. I mean look at the picture here, would you EVER want to see a guy doing that in real life? Then again, Dennis Miller did have some stuff that was funny, he seemed to learn what to say during the season, but he wouldnt stick around more than two more years. I am glad to see ABC had the guts to put Miller on and keep him there. But I dont like the guts of ABC now bringing in a guy that can eat Pat Summerall in under three seconds. {BOOM Tough Actin’ Tinactin!} Ohhh sorry about that. Kinda slipped. Again, what the hell am I talking about? Ohh.. yea.. Madden, hmmmmm crab cakes.... wait thats Kelso (will post picture of that in later posts, ahahah got some good stuff Dan, Terry, and I have been working on.) Dan Fouts. Get rid of him. The best stuff I have heard him ever say have been on SNL, which wasnt even him. Not going into talking about him. Not enough bandwidth to support it. Hell I dont want to talk about this anymore. I get off topic to easily. In short, Al + John = bad. Al + Miller = slightly better. Wait, was that what I said above? Madden = dead to MNF, cant have him taking away information that Al Michaels might spit out when Madden will be yelling out 'did you see that hit on that guy? he really took his head off' or ' they should just down the ball now and regroup for overtime' or the great 'the key part of the game, is to get around the tight end and get the penetration.' Madden you will always be loved for whatever stupid shit you do and all the stupid shit you say on TV and in your video games, which you havnt been saying to much anymore in, guess the game creator got tired of running the 'its a fake' everytime someone attempts a fake field goal/punt so the other team knows exactly what you are doing. OOOHHH MMYYY! I forgot another favorite!!! 'He shanked it' HOW did I forget that one! He shanked it! Ok got to leave off on that one. hahaahh He shanked it again!

Of course, he hasnt updated it in forever. But at least he has his own domain now.

Have a couple others. But they turned out blurry or there were to many trees in the way.

and a bonus picture of Shanna to make her mad. Because it is never any fun unless I can make her mad at me for something. I am good at that.

No who doesnt want to do this. Wish I wouldnt get in as much trouble. People like this piss me off. Dont do this.

This is made for my sister. So when she kills our cat, we can get a replacement copy. To bad we wouldnt want another cat that just goes outside, comes back in 10mins later, wants back out, sits by the fridge all day waiting for fud, then once you get up out of the chair (your butt doesnt have to be more than 4 inchs off, just in the motion of getting up) and the cat tries to take your seat. Stupid cat.

Keep practicing, you will become a wiz at it or you will break your mouse.

Laser game. Posted this before.

Terry and I got to level 19. Well mostly Terry. I cant get past 5 on my own. (NO CHEATING! aka looking at the hint) ohh password is 'ccd' if you want to skip to were we stopped.

Well... I need to get my hands on a euro. I didnt know they were worth nearly (23planes x $25million each) $575 million. Finland is part of that europeon union that uses euro's right? How about you send me a few over here. Ohh, they are only worth that much in Poland? Well I am sure my mom wont mind me flying over there and staying with my grandparents for a while, so I can spend all that money before I come home.

I can make it to executive.

Watch it. Funny. Turn the sound up so you can hear it.

Relates to the Xbox and games.